Lipton Shades

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

[Sonny Liston]

The famous heavyweight boxer, often used by people after a victory, in anyting.

"Dayum sonny liston where you at!!"

by idontknowwhatimtalkinabout March 29, 2007

Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton

Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?

by Crunky42 June 23, 2010

likomore

Likomore,

A Form of english/patois most commonly used by jamaicans living in london, means goodbye

Person1:U goin somewhere bruv?
Person2:yea im off, likomore
Person1:aiite safe

by Don Perignon June 27, 2003

Likophilia

A condition where a person exhibits an abnormal love for 'liking' things on Social Networking sites such as Facebook.

Archer and Manpreet, both, have a case of acute likophilia.

by Art96 November 9, 2013

Linton Lie

An account given by a White Saviour detailing their adventure as a voluntourist, saving the poor in African Countries.

Louise returned to Scotland and told Linton Lies about how she'd saved so many poor African Children

by Draedus July 15, 2016

Liptococcus

Liptococcus - lip-tuh-kok-uh s

verb plural
The oral act or performance involving placement of one individuals lips (entire mouth is optional ) firmly on and/or around another individuals cock (genitalia, penis)

Bacteriological.
One of several spherical, or oval bacteria.

Charged with illegal soliciting , indecent exposure and lud conduct, the defendants legal counsel was able to reach habeas corpus after a successful liptococcus session.

by Jen Hud November 23, 2017