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jacob likes bees

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gamer lines

Permanent mark(s) on the belly, usually from a computer user sitting in his computer for too long. Usually occurs in gamers, computerholics, gamerholics, etc... Can be seen even if the user has not used the computer for a long time.

Gamer lines can be developed by following 4 easy steps:

1) Sit on your computer for a long time, for a period of one week.
2) Sit in different ways. Try putting your legs on your desk, or your feet on your desk, while crunched up. Have your left arm underneath your leg, in between your two legs.
3) Soon you'll start feeling the gamer lines developing on your belly. At first you might feel a slight pain within your stomach, but you will soon adapt to the change.
4) Once the gamer lines are fully developed, Take your shirt off, twist it around your head, Spin it like a helicopter, and enjoy your gamer lines.
*Takes shirt off before swimming*
John: Wtf?
Jason: Wat?
John: Wtf are those... lines??
Jason: Oh dude, dees my gamer lines. I got it within 2 days!
John: Sweet, I want some too.

*Before sex...*
Jason: Oh baby I'm sweaty, me take shirt off
Cindy: Eww gross
Jason: Ah goddamn it, not my gamer lines
Cindy: Gamer lines?
Jason: Yeah, my gamer lines.
Cindy: Heh, can I lick your gamer lines?
Jason: Uh... sure...
by Rodolfo S.J, September 28, 2006
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Wesley likes goon

A hilarious but extremely racist online cartoon, also extremely difficult to find.
Paul: "Hey Willy have you seen 'Wesley Likes Goon'?"
Will: "WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS?!"
Paul: Aha you're a good kid.
by wesleylikesgoon September 29, 2008
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manty lines

The outlines of tighty whities through a mans even tighter pants.
Awwww, sweet Jesus, I can see Jeff's Manty Lines!
by Angry Token Office Guy September 29, 2006
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doing lines

Snorting lines of any powdered drug, typically cocaine. The drug used could also be heroin, oxycodone, meth, adderall, etc.

Typically done with a rolled up dollar bill or straw.
Josh: Why do you have white powder on your nose and a rolled up dollar bill?
Cody: I wast just doing lines of some of the finest coke I have had in years.
by --d..cd0c- January 29, 2015
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Moto Moto Likes You

When a big hunk of a sexy beast is into you.
Maria: I think Moto Moto likes me
Alice Moto Moto Likes You
by CrystleJex April 8, 2019
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likes show tunes

This is an elliptical way of indicating that a guy has homosexual tendencies; not that there is anything wrong with that. Used in Pacfic Northwest. Most straight males abhor musicals.
Megan: "Do you think Thurmond is interested in me?"
Clarissa: Let's just say that he likes show tunes.
by Big Sky Heidi September 15, 2010
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