Italian lightsaber

A condom filled with spaghetti. Sauce is optional.

Hey lets go and smack some one with an Italian lightsaber.

by TheBananaDemon December 18, 2018

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red lightsaber

A Youtube video with significantly more dislikes than likes. This creates a likes/dislikes bar with a short green bar with a longer red bar, resembling a lightsaber with a green handle and red plasma blade.

Person #1: Have you seen that music video Friday?
Person #2: Nope, I don't watch red lightsabers.

by thecooltodd December 5, 2012

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lightsaber

a term where in yaoi fans use. another word for dick/ cock/ penis.

damn that lightsaber is sure big.

by a random GEN-Z peep December 6, 2020

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Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)

"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"

by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013

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Christmas Lightmare

The inevitable tangled mess of Christmas lights.

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.

by The Flower Farm January 1, 2015

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Nashville Lightsaber

Anal sex involving an analee (man or woman) who has eaten Nashville Hot Chicken nearly an entire digestive cycle before, and an analor who only realizes it upon pulling out his throbbing penis.

Analor: Dude, Jordan must have had Nashville Hot Chicken for lunch. I was in that butthole last night and my dick started hurting real bad. So I pulled out and it was on fire, all red and throbbing!

Analor's friend: Sounds like Jordan gave you a Nashville Lightsaber!

by Heinous Realist July 4, 2017

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