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Somebody who is really not good at something, but thinks they are.
I went surfing with my buddy who claims to be an am pro, he could even stand up. He’s a fuckn lickit.
by Mistamassa March 8, 2019
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Lickity Spit

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It is often misheard for "Lickity Split" which means very fast, quick or Headlong; at full speed. The term "Lickity Split" comes from early 19th century Scottish American influences. Lickety may be taken from lick, meaning speed - as in 'going at quite a lick'. The second word of the term is just an intensifier, and 'split' was settled on eventually. That is first cited in American Speech, 1848, as 'lickoty split'. Lickety may have been imported into the USA via immigration from Scotland. Split seems to have been added in the USA.
I got to go to the grocery store lickity spit and buy some eggs for this cake i have to make and bring to work tomorrow for Jim's Birthday!
by The Original Mr T June 4, 2015
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To sexually gratify with a table tennis bat.
by louis October 16, 2001
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Lickity split

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Lickity split means as fast as you woud eat out a hot little split slit hole aka chicks vagina.
It refers to quick reactions like flash gordons but the root meaning and entemology was lost during the great generation gap and baby boomers failed to pass on precious history.

Lickity split is an archaic phrase used by the OGs. Those Old Guys and Original Gangstas new what was up the carried hankerchiefs for their wet hoes aka holes and invented urban dictionary and sex and everything and everyone we know. They used their hankerchiefs as condoms to prevent the clap and knew which fingers women used to masturbate by kissing their finger tips softly in a courteous manner. They spoke slow and confidently but could be fast, direct, and lickity split in a moments notice.

Hence, the phrase I got a hankeren for something... (of lust)

On a side note the gap means vagina. So it popularity mirrors the brand names success. On the contrary Guchi means square in japanese.
The OGs had to drop the moonshine, and the women who drop their knickers, as they fled the speakeasy lickity split so none of got rubbed out or holed up.
by openInvent March 13, 2017
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Lickitung

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Pokédex No. 108

Lickitung is a fat, pink reptile who lives in meadows and grassy plains. Its enormous tongue is twice the size of its body length and is also connected to its tail, which twitches when the tongue is pulled.
The tongue is also coated with a saliva and sticks to anything. When the saliva is touched, it causes a tingling sensation and causes rashes when not cleaned off.
The tongue is used for cleaning, capturing prey, and exploring its environment, though it is questionable if its saliva is clean in the first place. Lickitung remembers things by their texture and taste, although it apparently dislikes sour things. The tongue is both dexterous and powerful enough to lift people, as seen in the anime.
Lickitung can be found in grassy plains and meadows.
by co5oo June 2, 2018
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lickity spit

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When you go to your Sister in laws house for thanksgiving, and you see her lick her fingers and dip them in the stuffing to taste it, then proceeds to serve it to you as if everything was NORMAL ABOUT THIS.
"No fucking way I'm eating that spit loaded pie"
by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005
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lickity split

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Did you see that lickity split on the Playboy Channel last week.
by Ronny26 June 5, 2009
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