Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre

After a night of drinking Bacardi, bowel movements are so distressed that poop comes out in a machine gun likeness.

In this scenario, the famous waterboarding with sparkling water technique of Federal Mexican Police Officers is done in reverse, to mean that it's done in the ass.

I felt like a Mexican Pollock after bending over and doing a Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre.

by Pollocktl March 23, 2022

Libreep

The act of creeping up on somebody reading a book.
Rooting from Latin "liber" meaning book, and the English word, "creep"

The act usually consists of a person getting down on the ground and quietly crawling up to a stranger who is reading a book. The person being libreeped cannot notice the libreeping taking place.

There is also "photolibreeping", which is taking a picture of a stranger reading a book rather than committing the full act of libreeping.

Originating from an over-exhausted student in a college run coffee shop.

I can't see that book that random person is reading. I think I'm going to libreep a bit.

Did you see Harry yesterday? I thought he was looking for his keys on the floor, but he was actually libreeping!! What a silly dude.

Mary likes to libreep in coffee shops, but enjoys the occasional air port libreeping.

DUDEEEEE!! I JUST LIBREEPED THAT GIRL OVER THERE, AND SHE IS TOTALLY READING ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN. OH YEH.

John likes to post pictures on Lily's wall on facebook of strangers reading books every 2 weeks. He is a true master of photolibreeping.

Yesterday, I tried libreeping a little kid as he read a children's book, but he got scared and screamed for his mommy. Mission Libreep aborted.

Oh, you're an English major? I bet you libreep.

When I accidentally libreep the Twilight series, I die a little inside.

by violetawesomeness September 14, 2012

Librepublicrat

One who holds the political views of all three parties.

I'm not committed to any Political party, I'm a Librepublicrat.

by Datsun 420 ZX May 8, 2010

librewery

A place where you can comfortably read a book, newspaper, etc., and have a drink.

I started a new book and tried a local beer at my neighborhood librewery this weekend.

by Napoli December 19, 2014

Macho Libre

during coitus the male from behind puts the females undergarments( lowere portion ie. panities) around her face, sporting a libre like look ( mexican wrsetling figure). the male then uses this libre resembling panty mask to pull on and somewhat anchor his position

i gave that bitch a philthy macho libre, she looked like jack black in that movie without the abundance of chest hair and testicles

by kdawg445 May 12, 2011

libre

Area between your bottom lip and chin, many people get a piercing there called a "Labret"

You pierced your libre? One more thing to take out at the metal detector.

by Sean Huggins March 30, 2004

Librisexual

Someone who only gets their kicks solely from Literature of non-pornographic origin.

A: Wow, I just finished East of Eden.

B: How was it?

A: Well, Cyrus forsure gave me stimulation I thought no man ever would.

B: You are such a ridiculous librisexual.

by thebookthief11 August 24, 2009