Matt Levine n,verb.
Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.
Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.
The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’
Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.
Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.
The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’
Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
“ Matt Levine does not belong in the LES (Lower East Side)”
“This place has been Levine’d”
“Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
“This place has been Levine’d”
“Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
by kramersconscience October 8, 2008
Get the Matt Levine mug.Maroon 5's frontman. Amazing voice.
Sex on a stick. A beast.
Sexiest back - 'Wake Up Call' music video as a reference.
Sex on a stick. A beast.
Sexiest back - 'Wake Up Call' music video as a reference.
by Flourescent Lights On Please November 9, 2009
Get the Adam Levine mug.Usually a jewish kid with a very large penis, around 7 inches without a "hard-on", and gets all of the girls
by Maddi Kriegar June 25, 2009
Get the Levine mug.by Claude Hubert Blaume August 31, 2006
Get the Levine mug.Levina, an ancient dragon summoner once fortel as a mer-madien and would summon the great devil of the western sea Leviathan everytime she cried.
by Radien July 15, 2004
Get the Levina mug.Adam Noah Levine is the lead singer of the band Maroon 5, as well as its predecessor, Kara's Flowers.
His voice is perfect and the songs he writes are beyond amazing.
He is also the sexiest man alive. Don't believe me? Type "Adam Levine, Cosmo UK" into google images... It's like an eyegasm!
You can also follow him on twitter: @adamlevine
His voice is perfect and the songs he writes are beyond amazing.
He is also the sexiest man alive. Don't believe me? Type "Adam Levine, Cosmo UK" into google images... It's like an eyegasm!
You can also follow him on twitter: @adamlevine
J: Brianna, have you seen that picture of Adam Levine from Cosmo?
B: Hell yeah! It's already saved to my photos! *looks at picture*
J: Oh dear
B: *drools*
B: Hell yeah! It's already saved to my photos! *looks at picture*
J: Oh dear
B: *drools*
by Future Mrs.Levine February 21, 2011
Get the Adam Levine mug.When you break-up with a girl who treated you like crap and cheated on you, and your friends tell you not to talk to her after the break up in order for you to recover, but over the course of five years they themselves hang out with her, despite not being friends with her prior to your break up, and make it seem like she's an innocent party in it all. Their loyalty seems to waiver with the opposing side.
After Pear treated me like garbage, the Levin Loyalty kicked in to make it seem like what she did wasn't all that bad.
by Pear Sucks December 10, 2006
Get the Levin Loyalty mug.