EDM larper

An EDM larper is a fratboy, sorority girl, or clubber who goes to music festivals and is LARPing as a raver. You can find shitloads of them at music festivals such as Ultra Music Festival. To them being a raver means to look like a Justin Bieber H&M ad meets neon fratboy orgy. Much like Steelers fans, they will hop on every major bandwagon the industry shoves down their throat. They see raving through the lense of what looks good on Instagram.

EDM larpers talk a whole lot about how they're going to "turn the fuck up". They never do. They don't know how to party. That's why they make fun of people who actually turn up because they don't understand. It's kind of like how some people hate on Asians because deep down they're angry they stole all their good jobs. It's like that except it has more to do with frat boys and clubbers with tiny penises going on roid rage at the rest of partying world.

If you ever wanna find them you can go to Ultra Music Festival, they'll be wearing neon swimtrunks and a matching neon sweatband. EDM larpers are not just mainstagers though. They come in all shapes and sizes. They also wear lots of black too, and they say they're into Eric Prydz and Adam Beyer now. How depressing.

EDC raver: You see that bro over there with the kandi that he bought online. He's what we call an edm larper. He most likely has a tiny penis.

UMF raver: Sigmi Alpha Phi Alfalfa Chi bro bro! Ruh ruh! Fuck PLUR, I just wanna see The Chainsmokers with my bros!

by caliraver69 December 6, 2018

leaper

A person who commits suicide by jumping from a great height. Mostly used by cops, EMS personnel and crime reporters.

The leaper had jumped from the 23rd floor of the Hyatt Regency's atrium, landing on the piano bar.

by T.E. Bell July 1, 2005

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

Larper Left

Larper Left is a term used to refer to the ones who claims to be leftists, such as marxist-leninists and anarcho-communists, but actually, or they are centrists or they are rightists, such as libertarians, ancaps and even neoliberals and conservatives. Mainly using right-wing sources for talk about socialism and leftism and acting as rightists such as like fascism and debaterism.

"The Larper Left is really common on social media, mainly in Instagram and Discord. You cannot trust them because they have no compromise with leftist values and goals, just making leftist larp and nothing more."

"The larper left shows that only IRL that all matters, and shows that on internet it is almost impossible or literally impossible to organize."

by Full Monteirism January 8, 2021

lerker

a stationary creeper. always there but doesnt follow

who is that guy?

i dont know. he is always around though

he's a lerker!!

by iddy ott June 20, 2009

Leeper

The sweetest, and kindest man you will ever know. He is usually soft spoken but has a huge heart. The best friend that you could ever have. He also has bad allergies and excessive hair. Also will never admit it but is a Hufflepuff through and through.

That guy is super kind, he must be a Leeper

by themidnightwriter2 September 13, 2017

Leper Lepellier

Boy from John Knowles's A Separate Peace. A recluse and continually scorned by the other boys at Devon for avoiding the war (World War II) Leper is like the punching bag and sad sack. Eventually, he succumbs to insanity after having to endure the harshness of training for war, never actually making it out to battle.

Brinker Hadley was one of Leper Lepellier's main antagonists, rejecting him because he feels he is too much of a "naturalist."

by I Have A Name But It's Secret November 9, 2009