lentil

A state of mind in which you say things with out meaning to.

I was such a lentil last night! I told her that I loved her even though I'm gay!

by Spooka May 22, 2003

russian lentil stew

your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.

"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"

by Krkič February 11, 2020

Lentil

1 - a term used to define a complete and utter moron
2 - Can be used in place of 'Mother'

Sean is a pretty little lentil.

Hassan's tapped Arif's lentil.

by Shaz May 26, 2006

lentation

something that one gives up during the 40 days of Lent as a form of voluntary self denial

abbreviation: lent.

Jeannie, what is your lentation this year?

by jeannieous February 22, 2005

Lentalen

When someone is so bad that you just can't have any hope for them.

Fuck you Billy I know you looked at this, I know there's no Lentalen for you

by Hehe, fuck billy June 14, 2018

lentalen

Lentalen is when you have no hope for a person

There's no Lentalen for her
P.S Fuck you Bi11y Cra1g

by Hehe, fuck billy June 14, 2018

LENTALIA

She is a perfectionist. She's been through a lot of shit, but somehow she always tries her best to get out of it. She is kind, smart and selfless. She's a people pleaser. She Loves helping people and finds joy in making others happy. She doesn't fully understand her purpose, but she knows the people in her life would never make it without her.

She wants to believe there's a higher purpose and something majorly good to believe in and contribute to. She always see the best in people and understands them more than they assume she does.

She needs Love, Honesty and hope to believe there's something greater than herself to live for.

Lentalia is perfection.

by Lentalia November 22, 2021