legally blind

1. Not blind
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.

4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.

My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"

by My dog's name April 25, 2020

Legally

When the law forces you to do something directly against your will, and breaks the 13th Amendment

I'm legally obliged to say bursting burst

by Le epic biggie cheese November 30, 2019

Legally stupid

Having a gpa of 3.0 or less

Can you believe kaitlyn has a 3.0 gpa? She’s legally stupid!

by Jimmythebillionare May 26, 2020

Legally Cheat

To do a task that is normally considered cheating, but under the rules of the task, it is legal to perform.

I was able to legally cheat on the exam because we were allowed to use our notes and other resources.

by CHAMpion2222 December 11, 2018

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

legally seek(s)

To seek something legally

(Brian, you're such a faggot, you need to legally seek(s) it)

by Nigg Nogg egg nogg December 31, 2017

legallynarancia

a very cool person

(would wanna be moots with her)

“Hey do you know legallynarancia?”
“Omg i love her!”
“Same!!”

by chovupii_on_tiktok March 5, 2021