leakey’s

When a girl gets wet and soaks her underwear even though she’s not horny. not discharge tho

“Ugh i’ve got the major leakey’s right now” “oof sorry to hear that, that sucks”

by yoyoyowhatuphomies March 9, 2019

Leahy Joke

A statement initially interpreted as a joke, but after some thinking, you also realize it is true and then you are sad.

The Leahy Joke got the best of him.

by bpb7695 April 10, 2019

laheysfilm

they are obsessed with isaac lahey, and wants to marry daniel sharman and have his babies

Laheysfilm thinks daniel sharman is daddy

by Papalo August 15, 2021

Leakey

An amazing person, Very attractive and gains attention even if it's unwanted. Has a huge male region. Is hilarious, very vain. gets a lot of females. Instantly.

Stacie: Oh wow. Look at the Leak from that! :O!

Leakey: Yeah I know, It's HUGE!

by eddie690 January 18, 2012

Leahed

Being leahed means someone will be moody towards you for no apparent reason then leave you on seen. The next day they will only view your stories however won’t answer your messages.

“I can’t believe she leahed me like that.”

by Pun Leigh May 8, 2019

Richard Leakey

A brilliant scientist who also happens to be a total badass. He discovered several dozen important fossils of prehistoric humans that completely rewrote our theories of human origins and appeared on the cover of Time Magazine...all before he was thirty. But being an awesome scientist wasn't enough for Leakey. He became a conservationist, and was appointed director of Kenya's Anti-poaching agency. He ordered park rangers to shoot and kill poachers on sight, and gave them high-powered assault rifles and Apache helicopters to help them do it. In 1989, he organized a raid that confiscated three tons of poached ivory, which he publicly burned as a giant "fuck you" to poachers. But Kenya's corrupt president wouldn't let Leakey pursue corrupt officials in the Park system. So Leakey founded his own political party dedicated to fighting corruption in Kenya. Leakey soon became director of Kenya's Civil Service, giving him control of the country's government employees, the police force, and the army. Leakey tried to use his power to fight corruption, but his political opponents tried everything to stop him: they sabotaged his plane, causing a fiery crash that caused Leakey to lose both of his legs, hired gangs of thugs to beat him up, and even publicly flogged him and beat him with an iron pipe. Leakey survived, but he lost his job when his corrupt enemies forced him out of office.

Richard Leakey's a total badass that nobody's ever heard of. He is a brilliant scientist and anticorruption fighter who has survived over a dozen assassination attempts, yet he still kicks ass...despite having no legs. Even more amazingly, he never graduated high school!

by betelgeux March 9, 2013

Leahy

Often associated with college boys that are shorter than five feet in height, also look to be associated with down syndrome, or other disfiguring diseases, mixed with a type of dwarfism.

Oh! Look at that guy! He looks like a Leahy!

by jshgisdfhgiah June 30, 2010