Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.
The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”
by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010
Get the Lazarus Lunchboxmug. When you get caught cheating and everyone thinks it's over but you sweet talk your way back in there like a boss.
No way! How are you guys back together?! She literally caught you in the act.
...mate you Lazarused it!
Good lad.
...mate you Lazarused it!
Good lad.
by MaximusLadius September 8, 2014
Get the Lazarusedmug. A fucking sexual tyrannosaurus rex amazing at basketball but shit ass at math never ask him a question what involves math, he's fucked 98 Girls at once he is the ultimate demi god.
by Sex_god_cryptoMAIN May 12, 2022
Get the Lazarus debmug.