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Lax Bro

Matt Borda the Gonzaga lacrosse player who took the miracle shot at the championship game against Good Counsel.
All the laxtitutes want Matt Borda, the ultimate lax bro.

Every lax bro wants to be Matt Borda
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Lax bro

A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax
That lax bro never puts down his stick!
by Laxbro_32 July 16, 2015
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Lax-Bro

Guys who play Lacrosse. Tend to have longer hair, and all around douchebag personality. Usually has an egotistical personality and always out to prove lacrosse is the best sport ever. Most have gay sex in the showers and are always thinking about themselves. They think they are totally bro and everything they do is so bro, yet everything they do is gay. Always trying to keep chiseled abs because it makes their dicks look bigger then the real 4 inches. Notable exceptions to this description tend to be people named Jeremy and Tomas. Some like Brians' and Pats' tend to slip in and out of these personality traits. The worse of the Lax-Bro bunch is anyone named Mason. Though the root of every Lax-Bro's gayness comes from them having sex with a girl and either getting Herpes or Crabs. Second worse type of person next to a Guido.
Regular Person #1: Dude, that guys is such a fucking Dick.

Regular Person #2: Haven't you heard, He's a Lax-Bro.

Regular Person#1: Ohhh, makes sense.

Regular Person #2: Just don't shake his hand he probably has Herpes.
by Kurtis Veritas Aequitas April 22, 2011
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Lax Bro Swag

The swag, or amount of swag each Lacrosse player possesses, The Lax Bro has the ability to get almost any girl he wants, including Laxtitute's, you need to have played the Sport for over one year to earn your Lax Bro Swag, and you cant suck at the sport
person one: He has so much Lax Bro Swag
person two: he should he has been playing for over five years, he has the most Lax Bro Swag out of all of us
by LAX BRO KING February 18, 2012
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Lax Bro Swear

Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot
by tim=him November 21, 2010
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Lax Bro Fire Drill

when at a red light you and your bros wearing lax pinnies get out and change the color of the pinnie. if a bro doesnt have a pinnie on he must moon the car next to him. and is mocked by his other bros. Only acception is if the bro is wearing a polo. or other Bro shit. Baseball Players cannot engage in this activity and it can only be done on mondays,tuesdays,thursdays, fridays, saturdays, and sundays. wendsdays are Broly days
that Lax Bro fire drill was totally the bees vagina bro
by alexander Flowveckin November 13, 2010
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Southern Lax Bro

A southern lax bro is basically the same concept as your traditional lax bro (Lax pennies, board shorts, O.A.R., weed, babes) with a few southern attributes. Southern lax bros tend to chew and dip, drive pickup-trucks or jeep wranglers, and enjoy the occasional cigar.
James: Dude that lax bro must be from the south, he's chewing and driving a wrangler.

Rob: Definitely a southern lax bro.
by southernboy December 16, 2009
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