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what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing
by Pete September 7, 2003
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hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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ladies who lunch

Rich middle-aged women with no jobs or other meaningful way to occupy their time, who descend on upscale cafes around lunchtime to hang out with each other more because they have nothing better to do than because they like the company. Generally despised by cafe workers.
I don't know why Ina Garten has this "ladies who lunch" persona -- you know she busts her ass when she goes to work.
by Lady Csyde January 16, 2007
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ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
by Bari April 15, 2005
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Lavde ka fact checker

It is a term used by right wing for a alt news journalist Mohammed Zubair for his biased fact checking. Lavde means dick and you know what fact checker means. His tweets are hinduphobic and are used as an excuse to justify islamic propaganda.
Person 1: Hey, look lavde ka fact checker got arrested lol
Person 2: yeah he deserved it!
by Formaldehyde July 20, 2022
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Ladies of the Valley

"The Valley's" are in Wales, part of the United Kingdom.

A welsh person is known as being from the Valley's.

In Wales there is a lot of sheep (8.2million to be precise), in comparison to humans (3million). Over the years, the hillarious English wit has, of course, intimated that the Welshman would have intimate relations with the sheep.

Ladies of the Valley, are therefore Welsh Sheep.
Farmer Giles has been gone a long time?

Yes he is very popular with the 'Ladies of the Valley".
by Queen Boother September 12, 2012
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Lavie

This beautiful outstanding amazing girl. She's everything a guy could ever want. She's faithful, loyal, trustworthy, honest, goofy and more. This girl is very different not like those other girls. Lavie has a big heart that tends to get played with and broken. lavie is also feisty and she is not afraid of anything that comes her way. She punches for like every think when she's mad, sad, excited, embarrasses. But she's a one of a kind so make sure you treat her right.
"Man I made a big mistake I want lavie back " 😭
by Human being January 9, 2017
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