Laustin

When a person named Austin takes constant L's that the letter has to be added to their name.

Laustin took another L last night.

by Laustin1212 December 10, 2016

Laxtitute

An extremely hot female that sleeps around with Lax players. Then makes them hella bomb sandwiches.

Bro... That laxtitute just went home with sam... Lucky bitch.

by omnomKonrad February 22, 2011

Taylor Lautner

A fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine seventeen year old born in 1992. He is known for his 8-pack his amazing tan.

"Look at that Taylor Lautner over there! PHEW!"

by roxie90210 January 22, 2010

Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner the hottest person the the face of the earth. literally. his name should be Taylor Hawtner.

plays Jacob Black in the Twilight Saga, he's 17 and was born Feburary 11th, 1992 in Grand Rapids, Michigan. He was into marital arts until he was 13, then he became interested in acting. everyone knows his first movie that made him uber famous was Sharkboy&Lavagirl. Now Taylor is currently done filming New Moon, the 2nd movie in the Twilight Saga.

btw- i am utterly obsessed w. him<3 ok?!

friend-(walks in my room) who are all those posters of on your wall?
me- oh thats just the most amazing person ever, Taylor Lautner. duh.
friend- oh he's hot
me- too bad he's mine

=

by xxdannncerrrxx July 29, 2009

lautenbach

Someone who lives in a box

"I feel so sorry for that poor man"
"He must be a Lautenbach"

by Chajar October 30, 2014

Lauti

A very cool and attractive kid, he is very funny and is destined for something great, legends say lauti is the old ancient Greek god of war, he is awesome and very skilled in all sports. He also is known because he is very attractive and has a very cool dressing style. In conclusion, Lauti is always the best, at everything.

Lauti is an ancient god of war, and has slayed all his opponent.

by FOOTLORD5000 May 10, 2021

Laurtney

The epitome of funny, cute, sweet, perfect, hot, & smart. Can get any man desired. Will never forgive and never forget. Has learned from all mistakes. Will never stab a bitch in the back because Laurtney does not tolerate bitches, she destroys them. Tis, twas, and always twill be happy.(in Hawaii).

Jessica: "My boyfriend dated Laurtney, and I know I'll never be as good as she is. It makes me depressed."

Irina: "Its true, my boyfriend did too. We'll never live up to Laurtney, we might as well kill ourselves."

Jessica: "Well, we both are backstabbing hos whom will never be as fabulous as Laurtney."

Irina: "Agreed. Where's the rope?"

by Laurtney March 17, 2009