Use The Rocket Launcher

The easiest of ways to escape from any type of situation, be it socially awkward or displeasing. Most commonly used in the resident evil series.

Dating Agency Dude: OK Dude here's your blind date, Rosie O.
Dude1: Holy crap dude! WTF is that!?
Brad(flying over in a helicopter): Here!(drops the rocket launcher) Use the rocket launcher! Kill it, whatever it is!!
Dude1: Thanks Brad!

by pomtea October 6, 2008

Grenade Launcher

The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Dude I cant get with this hott girl because of that repulsivce grenade launcher in the way.

by milty08204 January 8, 2010

Lache

Laughs a lot, has many friends, smart mouthed, short, cute, and can be a bitch a lot!!

I saw a lache in the store the other day?
Lache’s are the best people to hang out wit!

by Ugly_swaggg May 2, 2018

the rocket launcher

A sex act involving a woman putting her finger in your ass while giving you a blowjob.

My girl gave me the rocket launcher yesterday, does that make me gay?

by Jawn-E-Sway July 15, 2010

a nigga with a rocket launcher

a nigga with a rocket launcher

a nigga with a rocket launcher came in HAT and 1 tapped my ass but AY i never give up so i CAME BACK with a left HOOK to the FACE and then he 1 tapped my kid so then i said YEET started FUCKIN MY dead KID shit felt so FUCKING good holy SHIT i still have flashbacks of that bitch staight HOGGIN that dick fuckin gobbling that shit fuck fuck fuck so then i rolled up back to the nigga with a rocket launcher (he 1 tapped me again) BUT THEN I GOT RESSED so i came back started fucking PICKAXIN THIS NIGGA i took his fuckin rocket launcher SHOT THAT BITCH BACK and 1 tapped him BUT THEN he gets back up and RUNS like a nigger would so i fuckin GOT MY SNIPER OUT BOOM 300M HEADSHOT NOSCOPE (ez clip) he never came back

by sl0osh May 6, 2019

yogurt launcher

U.S. Army term for the human penis

I'll get a pack of blank adapters for my six inch yogurt launcher at the PX before my date with Suzy.

by C.C. Black December 2, 2007

Lachey

A Miller Lite

When at a bar "Excuse me, may I get a Lachey" Born out of Nick Lachey always drinking Miller Lite on the tv show with then wife Jessica Simpson called "Newlyweds"

by Ironclad05 February 24, 2009