Lasturday

Lass-tur-day (Not last-turd-day)
The day before yesterday. (The opposite of the German word Übermorgen, which is the day after tomorrow.)

John: Dude, what happened lasturday?

Luke: We got hammered and ended up on McDonald's roof.

by Billy-Jean March 4, 2010

lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

by lila_pause September 4, 2006

lagtard

A contraction of the words lag, which defines a slow sluggish state of a client-server connection rate, thus causing an entire peer network to be reduced to the speed of the lag, and tard, which is a contraction of retard, a typically insulting moniker used to define someone whose lameness or poor quality reduces the quality of his or her peers, a lagtard is the party responsible for lag in an online peer network.

That lagtard with his slow-ass dialup connection is ruining our Counter-Strike game!

by mistermocha June 16, 2004

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

by crazygnome October 26, 2007

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

by Babu May 19, 2003

LaTardia

Slang term for LaGuardia airport, in homage to the facility's notorious record for late flight arrivals and departures.

I'm stuck at LaTardia waiting for my flight to leave.

by FingDitFan November 5, 2009

Lassard

Vague, Blasé, Non-thinking, Accepting without consequence, Ignorant.

Lassard-like (as in the character description from Police Academy movie series). "It will just be one vague Lassard-like element of our lives."

by Richard January 11, 2005