Lashon

My life, My love, My soul.

Lashon is the name of my son

by Broken Together January 26, 2022

fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013

African Lasso

When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.

You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

lasto

the last one, esp. last penny

Usually used with reference to everything being spent

'Spend the lasto in your pocko'

by hahnium February 22, 2009

El Paso Lasso

When a person poops in a tube sock, slapping there partner in the face with that poop filled tube sock.

"When Jenna was sleeping I gave her the good old El Paso Lasso, woke the bitch right up."

by longshot201 August 5, 2008

Lajos

other word for sucess or highest goal in life.

Couch to his team:"What's your goal?"
Team screaming: "Lajooooooooooooooosssss!"

People always seeing the lajos in me, because I cured cancer, have been in Space, third time sexiest men ever lived, swum through the pacific ocean in one day, did all push ups and so on. I like that but sometimes I feel lonely being the best person in universe.

by Nichtlajos007 December 22, 2016

LastOCP

Formerly LastFF (however, contrary to the definition of the site on here, it is the greatest forum on the internet. Fuck modesty. it is.) Run by the latvian whore, Edman. It literally and metaphorically pisses over Fool's (Fag's) Gold - a shitpile run by Aaron.

"LastOCP owns Fag's Gold."

by Madam May 13, 2005