Lappy Meal

Slang for eating pussy.

Eat that pussy like a happy meal, that’s called Lappy Meal.

by CustomHydroGaming January 27, 2026

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once

Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.

by dbfloyd December 28, 2009

pp on a lappy

when someones stream is extremely slow, so it looks like a powerpoint on a laptop

"your stream looks like a pp on a lappy right now"

by cockwank July 21, 2021

frappy lappy

i was on a trip with a friend and we were at starbucks and the lady making our coffee...well we never saw her till we got the coffee and shr didnt speek english and she has a thick ass BLACK mustache and instead of saying "caremel frapaccino" she said "frappy lappy"

who ordered the frappy lappy ?

by ashley March 5, 2005

Tappy Lappy

To move quickly usually due to excitement or joy

Use similar to that of (post haste)

(English slang maybe I'm not really sure)

Not commonly used anymore

Dave: you haven't slept in two days you best get to sleep
John: yea I'm nackered I'm off to bed tappy lappy

by IronBlimp July 22, 2025

Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

LappySheep

LappySheep is a salty warwick main in league of legends & he plays minecraft ssm. He is an autistic child that scream random things in his mic & he has a tiny penis

Omg it's "LappySheep" the best guy alive

by GeyBoi123 June 11, 2017