Lagstrom

A name originated from Sweden, and is only the name of extremely attractive swedes. Anyone who doesnt love this person, is obviously jealous.

Guy 1: "look at that hotness"
Guy 2: "yeah, shes a lagstrom"

by Karinaandhearts August 13, 2008

Langtonian

A person who lives in Kirkcaldy, the history being that the town was once seen as a long town.

If you lived in the Langtoon (LongTown) you were a Langtonian

by Fifelass May 9, 2013

langswim

A goatboy, who will catch you anytime. He will finnese your girl without doubt.

Langswim- Is the best. Don't even try beating him in Swim.

He's too good
A Tall Male human, with a special move of lap Fredrick 4 times in the 50 free

A Langswim is Finnese God that will steal your girl.

by Langswim November 6, 2017

Lanstence

Is a person who can follows you around and reaches for exceptance and laughs or takes on jokes even they don't know what is going on.

Logan all ways follow me and he is such a lanstence

by Daquan geese November 11, 2017

longstyle

The act of taking a shit longer than 30 minutes

Dude,
I’ll be over in a while. I gotta longstyle one.

by Jdawgin November 11, 2018

Longstack

Similar to a shortstack but a very tall woman instead.

Anon: "I saw a very tall woman with a nice ass and tits!"

Anon2: "she must be a longstack fam."

by My ears are getting better June 28, 2022

Bicycle Lanstrum

The "inventor" of the bicycle. He was known for inventing the bicycle in 534 B.C. but everyone in the village thought he was whack. He created the handlebars and seat. The wheels were not very stable due to the fact that they have yet to be created.

Eleanor: Mr. Jonathan, didn't Kirkpatrick McMillan invent the bicycle between the 1830s and 1840s?

Mr. Jonathan: Why no young scholar who has so much to learn. Everybody knows that Bicycle Lanstrum invented the bicycle in 534 B.C.

Little Roy: But they thought he was whack of course.

by wolfman yo June 30, 2006