belgian landmines

Undetected dogshit. Poop waiting to attack your shoe.

Watch out! the owner has a dog. Be careful of the Belgian landmines

by real123 July 12, 2006

Landmine

A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.

Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.

by caseybv May 26, 2013

Ukrainian Landmine

Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.

I just stepped on a Ukrainian Landmine

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

Landmine

a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.

i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it

by dboy999 August 11, 2011

Urban Landmine

The booby trap left behind when your dog defecates on the sidewalk and his stool is the same color as the concrete.

Walking through Canton, I'm usually very careful to avoid all the dog shit, but every once in a while I get caught by an urban landmine.

by UrbDickler June 12, 2011

polynesian landmine

After sex, the male poops on the female's chest then begins to slap it while saying "bombs away".

"Bro, last night my bitch made me do a Polynesian Landmine!"

by PenisChoker69 August 12, 2017