lametard

1.Someone who is stuck in the phase between being lame and completely retarded and uses dude in every sentince.
2. A person who licks a leaf and sticks it on their forehead.

1. Dude:"Duuuude, that dude has like an awesome gb. Duuuuuude!"
Guy: "Dude, you're such a lametard."
2. She's such a lametard that she stuck the poison oak leaf on her forehead.

by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005

lametard

one who has the uncanny ability to be lame and retarded at the same time.
usually has little or no friends.
will most likely live in his mother's basement until he's 54, and will never get laid.

ughh! you're the biggest freaking lametard on the planet!

by Xmona_lisaX February 18, 2008

lambeth walk

A form of dance made famous during the Second World War.

"Doing the Lambeth Walk, hey!"

by The Legend December 7, 2004

lametard

A word devised by lame and retarded people for easy self-reference.

How about 'lametard'? That sounds cool and that is so us!

by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 15, 2006

lametastic

The state of being extremely lame; alternately, being so lame that it attracts attention.

Man, have you seen the Numa Numa Kid??? That guy is lametastic.

by Freaq July 24, 2008

lamehaus

Somebody who used to be pretty cool, but is now ridiculously lame in every way possibly. Variations of the word keep the suffix "haus" but have a different prefix. Some variations include, but are not limited to: Highhaus, Faghaus, Rationhaus, Stealhaus, Liehaus, Foodhaus, Drivehaus, etc... Usually the prefix has a better ring when it is only one syllable, but in some instances (Rationhaus), it is acceptable.

Erik used to be pretty cool until he ditched us for that bitch Kati! What a lamehaus!

by Lukas K June 5, 2007

Lametag

A derogatory term for:

a) People in McJobs who have to wear large gaudy name tags applied directly to their shirts.

b) Euphemistic buzzwords used to describe new fads or trends, such as those in the technology or fashion markets.

A
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Jake: Did you see the oversized novelty name badges those hapless McFonagles employees are made to wear?

Jimmy: Yeah, those are totally lametags.

B
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Jake: Wow, I just heard someone describe the iPhone as a "lifestyle accesory". What a lametag.

Jimmy: Jesus. It's just a mobile phone with a few nice extras! Why do people go so nuts over it?

by zekepliskin December 1, 2009