Lake Region High School

A magical place located in Naples, ME where rednecks, potheads, juulers, anti-socials, emos, trailer trash, meatheads, furries, speds, and sports tryhards (meatheads) come from all over ranging from Casco, Naples, Bridgton, Raymond, Sebago, and trailer parks. Here at Lake Region High School you can go to Friday night lights and watch our football team get their ass beat week after week, we have had one winning season in the last 14 years. Chances are if you go to the bathroom you will see one of the many categories above JUULING, usually these fuck sticks come in packs of 2-6 people. Lake Region High School also changes the grading system every 3 months just to keep you on your toes. If you are feeling like you wanna drop out, cocky, or NEED A FAT JUUL RIP, this is the place for YOU! -student attending the class of 2020

Let's go Lake Region High School it up in the bathroom!

by jimmyjamesboyguydude October 9, 2018

Lake Time

leyk tahym

-Noun
1. the absence of knowledge of time at the lake. It is when your activities aren't driven by the clock, but rather by bodily functions and wants.

Examples: You bask in the sun when you are tired, swim when you want to, eat when you are hungry, drink when you are thirsty and climb buoys when you don't feel like being on a boat. All of theses things are done regardless of what time the clock shows.

Origin: Lake of the Ozarks 2009

As Mackenzie gets out of the water from skiing: Hey Justin, What time is it?
Justin: I doesn't matter we're on lake time.
Mackenzie: Well, I'm hungry for lunch.
Justin: It's 3:33 p.m., you'll ruin your dinner.
Mackenzie:We're on lake time, remember? I'm eating.

by CJackDaniels August 3, 2010

Lake Bandini

A "lake" on the Marine base in 29 Palms. This is actually a series of "lakes." These lakes are not really lakes. All the sewage from the base goes into these lakes. The smell permeates everything. You cannot escape it. The smell many pregnant women to puke. Those who are not pregnant should also beware. This is the most disgusting thing you will find in 29 Palms.

Oh my God, what's that nasty smell? It's just Lake Bandini

by Allans Girl May 26, 2009

Lake Michigan Highball

Chicago tap water.

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."

by Ginakakis November 14, 2012

Lake Erie Lobster

Pronunciation: /lāk , ˈirē , ˈläbstər/

NOUN
A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.

Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013

I suppose I should have told my boyfriend that I had a yeast infection from swimming in Lake Erie before he gave me Lake Erie Lobster last night.

by Martha's Garden May 16, 2016

Lake Fenton High School

Home of the vape gods, suspensions left and right, full of rich white preppy kids driving their daddy’s cars. Everyone thinks they are hood. Freshman with higher body counts then seniors. And a kids who punch cops and get arrested.

“Lake Fenton High School Sucks”

by TH3_CH3M1ST June 9, 2019

Lake county dirty tumble weed

A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.

Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!

by Ihatetweakers July 18, 2021