lagtard

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.

Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.

by tator January 7, 2004

lastard

The person who uses almost all of the milk in the bag, and does not replace it. The person who takes a coffee and leaves a very little coffee in the pot.

That lastard left the coffee pot almost empty.

by DowntownPed March 2, 2009

Lastard

Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.

Who's the dirty lastard who took the last ice-cube without adding some water to the tray?!

by NevilRead March 4, 2012

laptard

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

by ladymerlin November 28, 2007

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

lartard

Lacking common nerdy sense that makes no sense to ordinary people, but makes perfect sense to most people.

You're such a lartard!

by Shel-Migo November 29, 2011

laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007