Librarianism

When one has sexual fantasies about books. During the day.

I'm gonna get dirty with 'Religion in Contemporary Japan.' You're librarianism is off the charts.

by Librarian Barian Starian March 16, 2009

Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

A librarian, primarily in middle and high schools, who believes that their power to hush restless students is much more important than it actually is. They hold their power to quiet people on command up on a pedestal, for it is the only power that they possess. Rule enforcement is their primary goal, above education.

That librarian gave me a detention for asking my friend if I could borrow a pencil, she must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

by Kittlizzpizz June 29, 2010

Naughty Librarian

A hottie with a brain. A little buttoned down but hot under the collar. Glasses a plus but not a requirement.

Liv Tyler, Claire Danes, Natalie Portman, Julia Stiles,

by April March 8, 2004

the librarian

whilst having sex with a guy/girl, just as your about to climax, smack your partner in the face with a book. this will give a sudden rush of sexual stimulation to both partners.

yeah, i did the librarian with my bitch last night!

by Joe p mar January 5, 2009

Librarian

A girl who looks who looks hot AF in glasses

Bill: "yo you see that girl a row back wearing the glasses"

John: "I know she's a total librarian"

Bill: "dude"

by John Hendrix January 18, 2017

Labetarian

Now that science has accomplished the growth of real meat in a laboratory, from stem cells in Holland, there will be a new brand of meat eaters when this hits our supermarkets.
Labetarian's are people who will eat meat grown in a laboratory but not meat from butchered animals.
In essence it is harmless; no animal has been killed, injured or involved in its production.
This will be the future for vegetarians who love the taste of meat but wish not to kill or purchase butchered animals for there own desires.

Polly: I get why you became a veggie but this steak has been produced from stem cell growth, in a laboratory; surely you can eat that and become a Labetarian?

Sue: I guess so, it looks amazing!

by dannyzz February 18, 2013

Librariatory

Relating to libraries or librarians

There are many librariatory options in your area.

by PoseidonTheGreat November 17, 2017