kung pow mcshit in the box

a large sizable piece of shit that floats and wont go down the toilet when flushed aka men giving birth
i had a large meal but i regreted afterwards when i took a kung pow mcshit in the box.
by thatguyjonathan December 05, 2011
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Kung Po (POW) Ass

One of those ass's that explodes in a pair of pants. A large round ass that stretches pant seams to their limits! This is the type of ass that will stop a man dead in his tracks.
Look at that chick, she has a Kung Po (POW) Ass!!
by Mike Widorski August 06, 2009
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Kung POW Ass

A popping booty on a fine honey. That ass is about to explode out those tight pants. Makes you get sprung
Man, that fly honey with the tight pants on has a "Kung POW Ass'
by Michael 'Heavy G' Widorski February 20, 2014
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kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them
Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.
by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024
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Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.
Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker
by Peter Ching June 30, 2021
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