Kung fu treachery

When a fiendish master uses the holy art of Kung Fu to partake in evil or corrupt activity against another master of Kung Fu.

"Jeffersons death was a result of Kung Fu treachery by the grand master Wu on his quest for World domination that will plunge the world into darkness."

by EliteFourMARK July 12, 2011

Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves

Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda

by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016

Kung Fu Panda

The coolest movie ever filled with funny laughs and great humor. Best line is

Kung Fu Panda: "AHHH!!!! My Tenders!!!"

by JesusLovesMe131 April 4, 2009

kung fu breath

Someone, who has bad breath to the point of creating a uncomfortable environment for others, a punch of bad oder enough to make your eyes water.

John had kung fu breath, it was like a kick to my nostrils.

by crazy eighties February 21, 2013

drunken kung fu

A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight

That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed

No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu

by rookybeats December 24, 2008

kung fu money

money that's spent all in one go - usually on a good timin' night out

We're going down the pub, bring your kung fu money

by Tim Wells September 5, 2003

kung fu

The action of getting beaten up or (burned).

"Man, your ex went all kung-fu on you!"

by Fligilflergil July 2, 2005