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kumquat

what's left on the sheets after sex
Oh damn! Do you see the size of that kumquat we left?? They're gonna know for sho' we had sex!
by momster64 July 16, 2008
mugGet the kumquatmug.

kumquat

a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.
I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!
by Mr Ots 123 June 24, 2008
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kumquat

a code referring to a guy whom you had just snuck out for, and hooked up with... usually used when you prefer not using the said guy's name around others
-Dude what did you do last night?
-kumquat
-hahah
by humphappy August 15, 2007
mugGet the kumquatmug.

kumquat

it's delicious. ahhhhhhhhh. so juicy. so sweet. so sour and good. and orange, too.
Shaleb, and Soup and I were walking around and we found this tree with pretty little orange things on it, so i told Shaleb to put it up his/her nose, and they were like "no you dumb-B that's a kumquat. firggin idiot. gaaaah" and i was like "what the f is a kumquat??!" and they put it in my mouth and i had a pleasant surprise.
by Buckweed May 15, 2005
mugGet the kumquatmug.

Kumquat

You wanna kumquat?
Last night I kumquaated amazingly with this chick.
by Loeriche April 8, 2011
mugGet the Kumquatmug.

kumquat

An insult that is everything summed up into one word
Shut The hell Up you kumquat
by Jro April 24, 2005
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kumquat

wo this kumquat is delicious!
by milkshake January 20, 2005
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