Kumptt

King of Xbox Also Known As “@corru6t”

That kid Kumptt Just Bruteforced My Account With 2FA

by ZebraCum February 7, 2021

knumpty

An alternative spelling of numpty, the hard sound of the "k" hanging in there as numpty is often preceded by "fucking", but sometimes a swear word is inappropriate, so a silent swear is suggested by a silent "k".

Addressing BBC News 24 management, "You are a bunch of ... knumpties".
Head of BBC News, "You are a King Knumpty"; "How long does it take you knumpties to sort out the sound?"
Addressing journalists, "Recommended? To have an extra cheeseburger everyday! You people are complete and utter knumpties. The SACN report doesn't says that. Pricks."

by Harry Alffa November 28, 2011

Kumtux

Plethora of knowledge

My kumtux is infinite I know everything

by KaytoX5 December 16, 2012

Kumatt

Someone who is tight with spending but suggests otherwise. Can also be referred to a half kumar half jatt.

Ammo was a kumatt, his constant tightness made this apparent.

Although Amrat tried to pull the ladies he never spent any money on them

by Kalasap December 15, 2018

Kumph

Where the base of your penis meets the skin

I shaved around the kumph

by nperelmuter September 27, 2019

Kumster

A dumpster filled with Semen

Yeah shes a Kumster

by Koom skull April 2, 2021

Kemptville

30 minutes outside of Ottawa. The smchs principal lives his spaghetti and is the next up out of Atlanta. The school washrooms are always booming with vapes and drugs, anything you need you can find in a washroom in a kemptville school. The local drug dealers are all short scrawny white boys who blast play boy cardi. All the parties consist of a singular bong, hockey guys, and whatever alcohol the parents left over. The scandals are endless and euphoria should be filmed here. Avoid the motel after dark or at all !

You are acting really Kemptville right now Debbie !

by The mobster June 1, 2022