Great greasy little hambuger popularized in the south. Founded in Chattanooga in the 20's, some people like to compare them to White Castles. A true slider connoisseur knows that a Krystal burger trumps a White Castle. Open 24 hours, the restaurant caters to many different clientele. However, to truly understand the spiritual meaning of Krystal, they must be consumed at 3 AM after a night of hard drinking. It is here where I will recommend that people suffering from constipation can find a cure at any local Krystal. The day following a Krystal binge will completely cleanse your gastrointestinal system of any remaining blockage, with prejudice. Even with the colonic hurricane that follows, Kystals are an absolute Southern treasure.
Night before: Woohoo! Damn I'm drunk! Let's go hit up Krystals and get our bash on!
Day after: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the shitter. Open the windows, and for God's sake don't light a match!
Day after: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the shitter. Open the windows, and for God's sake don't light a match!
by Senor Musk January 14, 2008
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The best best friend you can have, she’s smart, pretty, athletic, trustworthy and much more.... She’s great at volleyball and she always tries her best. Sometimes she can be quiet but when you get to know her she’s the most amazing person you could ever meet. She always has your back and she always cares about you. Overall she’s the most amazing and great best friend you could ever ask for❤️🥺💞
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"Dude, that is Krystal, shes dating a zack this is the second one in her entire life...they totally banged last week."
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Rockin body
You wish
Super duper
Totally awesome
All that
Laughing always
Krystal is the kind of girl who can always see light at the end of a long dark tunnel. She inspires because she is true and loyal even to those who aren't true and loyal to her. There is nothing fake about Krystal, she is beautiful so at times women are intimidated and can be cold and callous. She is not the type to go for someone's husband or boyfriend. In fact, she finds men disgusting who cheat. She loves her children with every piece of her soul. She likes to wear weird crazy outfits in public because it makes people laugh. She is all about mustaches so much so she has a collection of them.
Rockin body
You wish
Super duper
Totally awesome
All that
Laughing always
Krystal is the kind of girl who can always see light at the end of a long dark tunnel. She inspires because she is true and loyal even to those who aren't true and loyal to her. There is nothing fake about Krystal, she is beautiful so at times women are intimidated and can be cold and callous. She is not the type to go for someone's husband or boyfriend. In fact, she finds men disgusting who cheat. She loves her children with every piece of her soul. She likes to wear weird crazy outfits in public because it makes people laugh. She is all about mustaches so much so she has a collection of them.
I wonder what style of mustache Krystal will be wearing today.
I need a Krystal in my life right now to make me smile.
You should really think about getting a Krystal to help show you what loyalty is.
I need a Krystal in my life right now to make me smile.
You should really think about getting a Krystal to help show you what loyalty is.
by luckystar7778 September 29, 2019
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