by Young beez May 12, 2009
A physical and mental state achieved when heavily under the influence of alcoholic substances.
The drunker you get, you become more akin to Superman when he's near Kryptonite. Unable to stand, talk and make sensible decisions.
The drunker you get, you become more akin to Superman when he's near Kryptonite. Unable to stand, talk and make sensible decisions.
by topperharley June 16, 2013
a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.
did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
1. (adj) Used by AMD to identify the types of processors
2. (noun) a harmful substance that can defeat Superman
2. (noun) a harmful substance that can defeat Superman
by Noone February 02, 2005
An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.
This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol
by Mark Fontaine September 03, 2013
A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
by COOLBEAN.S March 16, 2011
A type of Kryptonite that turns Kryptonians gay. It has only made one appearance in the DC universe. In issue #79 of one of the Supergirl Comics.
Lois: You know Superman’s been acting awfully strange since being exposed to Pink Kryptonite. What is wrong with him?
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.
by 4:31Time April 19, 2020