Krotec

Interchangeable with Kro. This mans may just be the smartest person on Earth. He is the best biologist. Mans legit invented tissue engineering. In fact, he is the incarnation of biology itself. He claims to be 66, but his true age is unknown. Internationally acclaimed ping pong champion, and the inventor of the Kro Curve. Also probably the weirdest man alive. Despite his 9000 IQ, he has been teaching biology to dumb freshman since ‘81 for some reason. The elusive Kro lives in the freezer on the ground floor of Central Catholic High School’s STEM building. It is believed he is bioengineering a new body in there to gain immortality, commonly referred to as The Mk 2.KRO™. That is why no one except the legendary Jallen is brave enough to enter his freezer. Krotec’s Honors Bio is torture, but also the greatest class ever. It is something you only get to experience once in a lifetime, and you will never meet another man like Krotec. That is why it is every Viking’s duty to take Honors Bio. And don’t forget about about AP Bio and Bioengineering and PJAS and PRSEF and Fairchild Challenges and Science Olympiad and Science Bowl and Envirothron and…

Me: do you understand what the hell just went down in Krotec’s class today?
Friend: nah bro, I haven’t understood single word thing since Krotec explained ANOVAs.

by BigBruhMomento September 7, 2022

kroff dinner

Kraft Dinner. "Kroff" is a phonetic spelling of the Canadian pronunciation of "Kraft", which makes what Americans refer to as Macaroni and Cheese.

Originally used in the Terrance and Philip special: "Not Without My Anus" episode from season 2 of South Park.

It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.

by Ugly Bob October 22, 2004

kronthal

-a person that is a major stalker and asks out tons of people.

-can just be a weird, unusual or plain annoying person.

"Wow, what a kronthal. All they ever do is stalk me."

by bibblesworth June 25, 2008

Cheeky Kofta

To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.

'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'

'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'

by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018

Krafty Veteranz

Butt-sex Connoisseur

Person 1: Hey, I had creamy butt-sex

Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz

by bjdniceboy March 22, 2010

kraft dinner

Macaroni and cheese

Tonight we'll eat kraft dinner

by Terrance and Philip June 9, 2004

Kraftwerk

Possibly the greatest electro techno style group ever! One of Germanys finest exports! An extremely big hit in the 80s. No one should dis them they are great.

Hey Hawker put some Kraftwerk on!!!!

by Hawker February 13, 2004