Kristian is a beautiful white boy with a very large cock. He can rap like Eminem and can play football like Haaland. He gets all the girls and can’t wait to beat up his mum
An amazing person who is outstanding in every way beyond perfection.(Examples: kind, nice, intelligent, funny, modest, phenomenal,the best, etc.)
Person 1: there is no word that describes a person as incredible as him
Person 2: yes there is, you're trying to say he's a Kristian!
Person 1: yes! He's a true Kristian!
A dark place that teenstell their parent's they go to watch movies but in actuality go to make-out...
Teen: Mom I'm going to Krikorian!
Mom: What movie are you going to watch?
Teen: Same one as we saw together.
Mom: Why?
Teen: Um... cuz it was so good...
Mom: Have Fun!
Teen: Oh I will... (to teen's self) now when she asks me about the movie I'll have something to say...