Dan Konopka

1. The drummer for the indie-rock band OK Go, known widely for their videos on treadmills, in backyards, and in old-warehouses with Rube Goldberg machines. When performing live, Dan wears an all-green suit and often a fedora to hide his balding pate. Generally shy and awkward, Dan nevertheless has a cult following of those just waiting to hear him speak.
2. An especially awkward yet lovable person. One who doesn't talk.

1.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band OK Go? They make cool shit, and their lead singer, Damian, is soo hot.
Person 2: That's cool, but how's their drummer?
Person 1: Hahaha, Dan Konopka is the man. He never talks.
2.
Person A: Who's that person over there not talking to anyone, they're so awkward!
Person B: Haha, what a Dan Konopka.

by fakinbacon April 5, 2011

konoha

a hottie who happens to be in haikyuu

girl 1 : “woah, who’s that??”
girl 2: “oh, that’s konoha.”

by eunioaa December 28, 2020

konkabonk

A konkabonk is the term used to describe blind dwarfs having sex.

sleepy and bashful lost their sight and had a good konkabonk

by Sharna June 27, 2006

konkalonka

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.

You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.

by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

kookaloo

That feeling you get when you roll on the throttle of your motorcycle and you have to hold on for dear life!

FJ1200, most late model big bore sport bikes. Kookaloo!

by deathblosom April 27, 2006

kookapoo

Mix of alcoholic drinks and fruit juice to create a wild night

(Reference to floribama shore)

Man did you drink the kookapoo? It’s hitting me

by Mixit September 15, 2018

kookaburra

n., v.

n.: an Australian bird, most commonly found in gum trees.

v.: the act of laughing

1) Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree. Merry king of the wood is he! Laugh kookaburra laugh! Kookaburra gay your life must be!

2) She was so into kookaburra it drove me insane!

by Pretty Emily August 2, 2004