konelly

a very weird,nasty,freaky and overall fun and funny mostly around boys.

u are such a konelly

by skaiy April 20, 2023

Konkey dong

Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong

Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!

by MasochistManny March 20, 2020

Honkey Konkey

a leather-clad man-slave with an affinity for western wear.

Man 1: "When did they start letting Honkey Konkey's in here?"
Man 2: "I don't know, but he sure has a nice hat."

by The Congos November 8, 2007

kunkelfruit

Described in Benjamin Kunkel's novel Indecision, kunkelfruit is a magic fruit that, once tasted, grants a person the power to see the entire life history of any product--who made it, how they made it, from what and where--that he or she touches.

Did you read that kunkelfruit article on McDonald's Big Mac?

by S. J. Miller November 30, 2006

Konkey

Referring to a full grown adult that lacks basic intellect. Much like a donkey or a kid. Kid+donkey=konkey

Man that dude was such a Konkey!

by Embey September 13, 2016

konker

A very humble guy who takes a while to open up but when he does people see him as a friend for life. A konker gets lit and doesn't judge. He is swaggy and most likely an internet rapper/producer

You model for Duval? You a Konker HA

by Jaaaaaleeeeee November 22, 2017

kånkel-bär

A very strange Swedish word that can't really be translated into any other language, kånkel-bär is what we Swedish people call the little "berries"(bär) of excrament that can sometimes get caught up in your anal-hair.

1. Kånkel-bär är en delikatess i Arboga.
2. Bengan: "Fan va många bär du plockade då!"
Rasmus: "Ja, det kan man ju förvänta sig, jag har inte torkat röven på tre veckor!"
Bengan: "Om du inte håller käften detta ögonblick, ska jag slå dig så hårt i ansiktet att det kommer spruta bajs ur din jävla fitt-näsa."
Rasmus: "Bamse-korv med en jävla massa mos?"

by david_of_sweden December 28, 2007