knitting a hat

Hard, long sex

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!

by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015

Knitting

knitting is transferring some loops onto the other stick and the output is a puffy fabrik. you can use different types of sticks and stick transfer methods to make the fabrik a different shape or texture.

knitting is one of my favorite hobbies.

i like to knit

by the moon godex March 24, 2021

knitting the devil

the act of creating a stereotype of someone unworthy or evil so as to preclude the behaviors associated with this stereotype in your immediate community/social group. Commonly done by people with more power or in grooming situations to avoid accountability.

The boss was knitting the devil when he asked, "You aren't one of those people that asks a lot questions about our clients, are you? " to the new employee.

by Chester_irl August 30, 2021

croch knitting

Croch knitting is a middle ground between knitting and crocheting. Used by people that would prefer not to specify which. It's usually involves knitting in ones lap or literally knitting croches together.

Andy is croch knitting in the other room.

by DollyCrazy June 27, 2018

knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by DaddySpankee April 21, 2014

KNITTING

Code word for 'Kinky', Used in Awkward situations or as a cover up for when you think something is Kinky.

"She rode me like a horse"
"KNITTING!"

by Gdoig November 25, 2011

knitting

Euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.
Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.

"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."

(Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?"
"No. I was knitting."

(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"

(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"

(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".

by Bunnington Muffin IV January 31, 2009