kirt

well kirts are really hot they have pretty eyes and the best friend you could ever have always right there by your side you could never find someone else like them!!

oo kirt is really nice

by kirt12345 April 3, 2009

Knit

Knit is another term for committing suicide. Thinking about knitting is the equivalent to contemplating suicide.

Dude, go knit!
I'm knitting right now.

by Pluto E. October 28, 2018

knitter

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020

Kirthi

Of Hindu Origin, Meaning fame in Sanskrit: The most amazing person ever. They are out of everyone's league, are extremely smart, prettier than you, and honestly better than you in every aspect of life. Dont try to compete with a Kirthi, they will win.

Harry Styles: Oh my god, is that Kirthi??
Draco Malfoy: Ya, too bad she's way out of both of our leagues.

by urmotherhehe October 7, 2021

Vaginal Knitting

Knitting from wool that has been inserted into ones vagina. Term coined by Australian TV channel SBS2Australia in reference to performance art "Casting Off My Womb" by artist Casey Jenkins

Everyday I take a new skein of wool that's been wound so that it will unravel from the center and I stick it up inside me... and then I pull out the thread and perform vaginal knitting.

by mrb200 December 24, 2015

Kirtse

One of the aliases of Goatse's apprentice. The well known owner of the SpyderLake.com forums. A.K.A Kirtaner Asteraynth.

I wish I hadnt seen that picture of Kirtse

by Benjamin Dover April 11, 2004

Knitting A Sweater

From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.

Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."

Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"

by Heather O. Taylor May 30, 2008