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Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023
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Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”
Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.
by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017
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Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.
by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015
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kneeslapper

When one finds something extremely amusing, while seated the person slaps their own knee in jubilation.
That joke was a hellava kneeslapper, I laughed my ass off.
by Count Funkula June 13, 2003
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Kneeslapper

The most extravagant reaction to something of funny, or toast-worthy nature, where someone uses their hand to make contact with their knee typically in a very absurd and flamboyant manner.
Guy: hey guess what
Guy#2: what?
Guy: UR MOM
Guy: performs a kneeslapper
by Toastingurmom May 8, 2018
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kneeslapper

Someone with a dick so big it slaps there knees while walking.
When ol boy pulled his kneeslapper out; she knew she was going to be walking with a limp the next day..
by lilsmarterthanaboxofrocks March 25, 2021
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That's a kneeslapper

A phrase coined by a particular person who does theatre is lebanese and is super smart
THAT'S A KNEESLAPPER FOR SURE FOR SURE
*slaps knees wildly with a crazed look in her eyes*
by avamarie-is-super-pretty October 11, 2022
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