Jordan Klepper

The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.

Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?

Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.

by Usermyname May 31, 2018

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Kloppenburgitus

A disease where one is addicted to the consumption of Trimspa and Vanilla Extract

"I think I have a bad case of Kloppenburgitus becuase I'm craving vanilla extract."

by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

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Klepper

An onion boy

"Wow, that Klepper is an onoin boy!"

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Klopped Out

When you take a bunch of klonipin, and u get blitted as fuck

Larry: u look klopped out as fuck.

Jake: Don’t worry Larry, I only popped 2 of them.

by Klopperooni November 27, 2018

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kopper

A name of a person who is respectful and good at everything, the bestest friend you could ever ask for and the sweetest person you could ever meet. If you piss her off she might never forgive you, but if you stay loyal to her then she’ll always have your back.

Kopper is the sweetest girl ever. I’ll always have her back.

by makalayla b March 4, 2019

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