Kingston Pike

(May also be substituted with any main road in your local town)
The act of lying about ones specific location in order to hang out with girls instead of your close male friends

*phone call*
Me: "hey man, where are you?"
Friend: "ummmm, I'm currently on Kingston Pike driving. Not really sure just driving around."
Me: "uh, well ok. Tell me when you get home so we can hang out."
*call ends*
Friend: "phew! Now I can continue to bang my friends sister in my car while he thinks I'm driving down Kingston pike!"

Ex. 2: "don't Kingston pike me. Bro's before hoes!"

Ex. 3: "Man I kingston piked the fuck out of my friends yesterday. And then I got a bj! Man that was worth it!"

by Fish181 December 20, 2014

East Kingston

A awesome town in New Hampshire that has a population of mainly cows. Commonly referred as EK or EKNH.

1. I live in the EK, dats right!

2. East Kingston is where its at.
3. I live next to the farm in EK.

by dvid June 12, 2009

Sean Kingston

A clean version of today's mainstream crappers. Sure he doesn't do shitty dance like Soulja Boy's Crank That dance or rap about girls in an explicit way ( like hoes, bitches or even whores), but he is still fucktard who still got no skills in rap. Leave the rapping business to true legends like Eminem, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Also known for his chubbiness.

Sean Kingston: You're way too Beauuuuuutifullll Girllllllll....... That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over

Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!

by HateMainstreamMusic April 15, 2008

kingston grammar school

filled with privileged twats that make the 15:59 train smell like cheese and onion crisp breath

tom: oi rod the fuck is that smell, it smells like my balls after i ran a marathon
rod: don worry mae is jus the kingston grammar school kids stinkin up the traen

by lucila-fan May 16, 2022

kingston (Ontario)

Kingston is a town in Canada. Its inhabitants are some of the finest people in the world including, Meth heads, University students who will kindly accept you if you are rich, outgoing, white and athletic, Judgemental soccer moms, Hipsters, Boomers who refuse to retire and much more! Some of the amazing attractions include a fort that was never used in battle, An empty prison where Canada's most notorious serial rapist and killer Paul Bernardo used to live, and Queens University, an overall top ten university (In Canada) with no English department who prides themselves in their annual racist Halloween parties. Kingston also has a vibrant downtown area that contains stores with over priced tourist souvenirs, Clothing, Shoes and Restaurants that have the look of a 5 star place but the food quality of a Boston pizza.

You are moving to Kingston (Ontario)? Youll be fine there, Kingstonians are super accepting and open as long as you have had a family there for 6 generations or more, are wealthy, White, Good looking, And fit the mold.

by limbin September 3, 2017

Kingstonguing

Guys on vacation in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!

Guys in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Sean Kingston

A singer that is scared of fires burning on the dance floor

Sean Kingston: somebody call 911, Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about sir?

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019