Kirkland Bubble

Rumor has it that housing prices are falling, or at least stabilizing. Not so in Kirkland, WA. In the Kirkland Bubble (not all of Kirkland -- just west of 405, North of 520 and South of 116th) housing prices only go up, up, up. There are many reasons -- Kirkland (not Totem Lake, not Bridle Trails, not Juanita) a nice little town and many people want to live there. All the Microsofties pour over the hill and buy everything in sight. And everyone wants to buy here because the prices only go up and up and up. The Bubble distorts reality, and looking for real estate inside the bubble can cause suicidal ideation. But then, so does looking for real estate outside the bubble. The bubble is also metastisizing, creeping ever northward along the lake, so more and more neighborhoods North of the current bubble are being eaten by the bubble. Life inside the bubble is special and magical and also insidious and evil and soul-sucking.

That 900 square foot 1940 rambler with no roof West of Market just sold for 850K. Fuck the Kirkland Bubble, I am never going to be able to buy a house here. I am such a loser.

by Itsnotme December 29, 2008

kirkland

v. to pick up and twirl a victim over your head before throwing them through a large piece of glass

Guy 1: Did you hear? Andy was just kirklanded and is bleeding profusely!

Guy 2: I know! I'm the one who kirklanded him!

by cremo_neco August 1, 2008

kirkland's snow

the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.

today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.

by St. Petersburg December 14, 2008

Alice in Kirkland

Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place

Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

kirking it

Severe over acting.

Your kirking it again. Get off the stage.

by Adam Hunt December 6, 2003

kirking

As in "Kirk", William Shatner's character on Star Trek
1. Hitting on hot alien chicks
2. Having sex with a sexy alien girl
3. Getting tons of alien pussy

Hot alien girl: This Earth nigga keeps texting me, "Space Netflix and chill?"
Other alien girl: That earthling's just kirking you.

by Eternal Cock October 5, 2015

Kirkland

Kirkland is my best friend in the whole world because of his unbelievably caring attitude. When ever I am sad or down he helps me back on my feet and can always makes me laugh. He goes to church but doesn't always like to be there. When he picks up his saxophone no one can get in his way, he is a god on that instrument. He never really has anything bad to say about people and no matter how anyone looks he treats the nicely. Generally he is very smart and a great athlete. He sometimes is a bit clueless, but he always finds a way to figure things out. In one phrase, Kirkland is my best friend and i don't want him to change.

Kirkland is my best friend and I wouldn't have it any other way

by aspierz August 18, 2010