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bush kangaroo

A guy (or girl) who hops from bush to bush.
Watch out for him. That guy is such a bush kangaroo.
by C-note September 22, 2003
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Kangaroo Boxing

A sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his ass whooped.
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!
fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)

Kangaroo Boxing
by THE METAL February 19, 2008
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Kangaroo Bricklayer

While having sexual intercourse in the standing cowgirl position, the partner standing (typically the male) hops around with a slight bend at the knees while simultaneously defecating on the floor. Provides intense sexual pleasure and an awful mess to clean up after.
I did the kangaroo bricklayer with your mom last night, and then totally made her clean it up. I forgot to mention it was done in your room.
by Charles Gordon Igby April 24, 2010
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Kangaroo Rat

A hot female who you spend time with/bang, but who is not your girlfriend. Woman has to be rated a "7" or above by 3 or more friends. If 3 or more friends do not rate your choice a "7" or above, she cannot be qualified as a Kangaroo Rat.
"have you seen my new kangaroo rat?"

"this is my new Kangaroo Rat"

Friends with benefits,

A girl you bang, but no relationship.

A girl you mess around with, with no attachments or responsibility.
by Ronnoc80 February 19, 2011
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kangaroobangchan

Kangaroobangchan is superior
by Red lip no 🤬 December 31, 2020
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kangaroo edward

Australian rhyming slang for rooted.
i.e. Kangaroo = roo, edward = ted
This email server is kangaroo edward.
by R4ym0nd0 March 9, 2008
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