king kong ding dong

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!

by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

King Kone

This is the ice cream hot spot off of rt. 100 in Somers, NY. It has been a historical place filled with memories for any one who lives remotely close to the area. People from Somers, Katonah, Bedford, Yorktown, Mahopac, North Salem, Ossining, PoundRidge, and many more travel to this small crappy looking shack on the side of the road for the BEST ice cream in the world. At any point in the day there are cars lined up on the side of Rt. 100. Once the sun goes down and its time for an after dinner treat, King Kone is the place to go. At around 8 oclock during the summer, this rustic little ice cream shop has a line half way down the road. There isnt enough parking spots so people tend to make their own either at muscoot retaraunt or across the street at the 7/11. It has not only the best ice cream but great service and many other things on the menu that would make anyones mouth water. I recommendation to say the least. and if you arent in a range rover or poursche it doesnt matter, people from all kinds are welcome and do socialize at this local ice cream bar. If you drive by and dont see a school bus filled with kids and about 20 cars outside and people all over the property it must be closed.

What do you want to do after dinner dude?
-Lets go to King Kone obviously!

I can really go for some icecream right about now!
-King Kone it is.

We won tonight!!! can we please stop at King Kone coach!??
-absolutely!

by wafflechips4life August 17, 2009

King Kong style

Have sex King Kong style by tying your girlfriend's wrists to the bedposts (or two trees if you are outside).

I tied her up King Kong style last night and she had three orgasms in a row!

by Laura12 April 30, 2008

King Kunta

Having so much funk you break out in dance and summon the Spirit of King Kunta

Man 1: Look at that dude dance
Man 2: He's must have the Spirit of King Kunta inside him

by B@B May 9, 2015

King Kahuna

an asshole

King-Omg prince suck me harder!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

King Kong complex

It's not just a complex. It's an international agenda made by Hollywood, media, and liberal left. This agenda promotes the specification of the western world male by teaching him from birth that he is the violent, dominant, superior being and his mate will be a dumb sexy inferior female often portrayed by the blonde.

Example: beauty and the beast, King Kong, shrek

The urge of the good girl to date/marry the violent guy. She has the King Kong complex

by King Kong complex July 18, 2014

King Kong Defense

Legal strategy used by Carl Lundström's lawyer in the Pirate Bay trial of 2009.
This defense is effective for its ability to come out of left field, catching the prosecution completely off guard and furthermore, obliterating their weak arguments.

Carl Lundstrom's attorney:"The person responsible for uploads of copyrighted files might as well be a user named King-Kong in the jungles of Cambodia".

More examples...
Prosecution: Blah blah, you're aiding people in stealing intellectual property
Defense: Wrong, it was King Kong in Cambodia!
Prosecution: WTF!!!?
Defense: Suck the King Kong defense! How do you ever expect to win now?

by Arockalypse February 18, 2009