This recipe requires your cock and three females in the following positions: one on the shaft and the other two on each ball. These females may be referred to by a variety of different names depending on the King’s personal preference. These female references include, but not limited to:
-The three as an ensemble: The Royal Court, The Triforce, or All the King's Women
-The one on the shaft: The Queen, Shaft Slut, or DTP (Deep Throat Professional)
-The two on the balls: The Princesses, Ball Bitch 1&2, or The Stepchildren Minders
WARNING: This maneuver requires careful positioning and planning to maximize enjoyment and prevent injury to any of the heads in the region.
-The three as an ensemble: The Royal Court, The Triforce, or All the King's Women
-The one on the shaft: The Queen, Shaft Slut, or DTP (Deep Throat Professional)
-The two on the balls: The Princesses, Ball Bitch 1&2, or The Stepchildren Minders
WARNING: This maneuver requires careful positioning and planning to maximize enjoyment and prevent injury to any of the heads in the region.
My girlfriend has two really hot friends, but it took months
of waiting and a couple bottles of SoCo “100 proof” before I got my first King's Head
of waiting and a couple bottles of SoCo “100 proof” before I got my first King's Head
by Rudabagle7 May 3, 2007
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I'll have a King's special and a chocolate doughnut.
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by Kings Barre March 9, 2021
Get the King’s College mug.To proclaim a position or object as yours while touching it for a predetermined period of time (24 hours or less or until you have fallen asleep for example). Allowing you for instance the leisure of leaving your seat, computer, remote, etc for a period of time and to return being able to regain it even if in the possession/use of another person under the mutual agreement between all parties involved to abide by these terms.
You must proclaimed it before all others or when no one else has for X amount of time (24 hours as an example) in this honor bound and/or evidence based system.
This claim can only be made on one position/object at a time and any additional claims made by one person nullifies the most previous and past claims of that one person.
Touching and/or leaving this position/object without restating king's ax constitutes relinquishing all claims on said position/object.
Similar to calling shotgun, dibs, bagsy, or not it.
You must proclaimed it before all others or when no one else has for X amount of time (24 hours as an example) in this honor bound and/or evidence based system.
This claim can only be made on one position/object at a time and any additional claims made by one person nullifies the most previous and past claims of that one person.
Touching and/or leaving this position/object without restating king's ax constitutes relinquishing all claims on said position/object.
Similar to calling shotgun, dibs, bagsy, or not it.
You are watching television with others and you leave your seat (nice comfy recliner for instance) to go to the restroom. Before leaving while touching your seat you say "king's ax" and go to the bathroom. Upon returning someone has taken your seat and if they do not kindly of their own free will honor the mutually agreed conditions you can restate you have king's ax and thereby regain your seat. Applicable in public or semi-public settings between individuals of similar social order.
Roots may be in the social order and customs of Medieval times. Or my mom made it up, idk.
Roots may be in the social order and customs of Medieval times. Or my mom made it up, idk.
by Peregrinus November 6, 2007
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fanboy: Ever since his HuffPost interview all chicks want that king's milk.
fanboy: Ever since his HuffPost interview all chicks want that king's milk.
by bladewarrior69 June 3, 2016
Get the king's milk mug.A party folk band from southern New England, specifically based out of Providence, RI. They are a talented trio of musicians who specialize in upbeat, cheerful traditional music, often singing about themes such as drunken debauchery, double homicides, cross-dressing, shipwrecks, stormy weather, and dancing. A fun band to catch in concert.
Dude 1: Hey, there was some part folk band playing at the Renaissance Faire in New Hampshire.
Dude 2: That was the King's Busketeers! I've seen them live! They're awesome!
Dude 2: That was the King's Busketeers! I've seen them live! They're awesome!
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