Kistening

Listening to Kissy Love Songs

Stacie was kistening, her favorite music

by CuteBabyBunny June 11, 2009

Kettering University

Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's

I attend Kettering University because my daddy pays for all my shit. He even still wipes my ass!

by ima realist July 9, 2009

kisspering

An interaction between two people in which hetero stans will define as whispering, but actually they're kissing SUBTLY. Major occurance : Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles on stage.

Oh my God, they're totally kisspering there, are you all blind?

by issafact May 13, 2018

Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

by QuacksO March 13, 2026