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Kekistan is a country known for many things. They are many different stories of how Kekistan came to be but the one true one would place it in the current place of Ethiopia. After a rebel group of hackers known as 4chan hacked all of Ethiopia's dirt in 2000 B.C they took the land over and created the great nation known as Kekistan.
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