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surprise motherf**ker

Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv
*stealing a car*

Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker
by noideas June 2, 2017
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J🦠KER

Someone who does a prank by falsely sms-ing friends, colleagues, or relatives, or by lying on social media, that they had contracted Covid-19 and had been warded in an ICU in hospital.
Guesstimate how many corona pranks are being carried out by J🦠KERS every day worldwide, thus creating panic in the family, community, or country.
by MathPlus November 2, 2021
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ker-bobbin

Small baby boy, in full-action mode.
See also plob, splob, plobbin, and bobbin
He's been real ker-bobbin today 'aint he!?
by moomintroll May 30, 2005
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Los Angeles Kers

New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
by Boxcar Bob February 18, 2014
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KER

KER is somewhat an equivalent of KRW, which means Korean Won.
-It seems I've got 80k KER payment from Apple says my latest invoice. What the heck is that?
-That's Korean won. 80k KRW equals only about 70 USD. (2017-03-16)
by NeiSei March 15, 2017
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dumovec ker

Jebene kerina iz dumovca, svakodnevno pokazuje svoje kerovske osobine
Dumovec ker
by Kerinho January 7, 2024
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ker

it's the moroccan way of saying your ass or behind

also can be used in the meaning of minding your business (diha f kerrek) which technically means sticking your nose in one's business
something that most moroccans don't do
by Souhaila23
wa ker endk : what an ass you got there
by Souhaila23 October 19, 2019
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