A Man who goes through women like a kid goes through a bowl of candy, he acts sweet, kind and straight on the outside but deep down he’s a raging twink who’s dream is to suck off a twelve inch black mans cock. Kenzo enjoys sending flirty but strange messages to girls while on the side texting his Grindr buddy William about what time he should come over tomorrow
A mysterious creature believed to emerge only after 3 AM, known for saying “bro trust” before doing something absolutely untrustworthy. Often spotted wearing mismatched socks and acting like he invented fashion. Scientists still debate whether a Kenzo survives on normal food or pure delusion.
A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.
uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler
A kenzo burger is an assortment of once slice of white bread and a microwaved hot dog on top of it. Named for the lovely neighborhood it comes from; Kensington.
The most amazing man you'll ever have in your life.
He is a talented surgeon, that has a lot of skills.
the most kind-hearted person you'll ever find in your life. And, oh he can use a gun.