Kelly Clarkson 

A euphemistic phrase uttered by single, middle-aged men who have little to no sexual experience beyond collecting action figures or listening to over-the-top '80s prog-rock supergroups.

In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".

Kelly Clarkson by Boodmanarisin September 14, 2005

Kelly Clarksyndrom 

Someone who was skinny and attractive but becomes overweight and fat in a short period of time

Have you seen Jen? She got major Kelly Clarksyndrom since she moved to Toronto.

Kelly Clarksyndrom by THEVOTES August 14, 2009

Kelly Clarkson 

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

Kelly Clarkson by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005

Kelly Clarkson 

Winner of AMERICAN IDOL (season 1). Runner up on WORLD IDOL.
fought weight loss....
Born on - 24 April 1982
trademark- performs barefoot
nickname -kellybelly
Has an amazing voice. She truly madly strongly deserved to win American Idol.
Quirky, Bubbly, HOT, sexy woman....

She used to sleep through her alarm :D

Her first single sold nearly 250,000 copies in its first week.
Sings meaningful lyrics..

The world is blessed to have a singer like her. LISTEN To Catch My Breath and Stronger...You'll love her..!
Looks- dashing, Voice - Flawless, Overall - I <3 her

Fan1: -You love Kelly Clarkson?
Fan2 :-Yeah! Flawless woman!

Kelly Clarkson by Kelly1fan January 13, 2013

Kelly Clarkson 

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson by appointment November 8, 2020

Kelly Clarkston 

Kelly Brianne Clarkson (born April 24, 1982) is an American pop singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Clarkson made her debut under RCA Records after she won the first season of the television series American Idol in 2002.

Clarkson has released four albums to date. Her debut album Thankful (2003), her multi-platinum second album Breakaway (2004), followed by My December (2007) and her latest album All I Ever Wanted (2009). Her first four albums have sold over 10.2 million copies in the United States

But in General. Her music kind of sucks except for some of them, called "My Life would Suck Without You" and "Long Shot." Which were about a couple that broke up coming back together and someone wanting to take a chance on something.

Oops I spoiled the Lyrics for you O_O

Kelly Clarkston is a singer O_O

Kelly Clarkston by Animalzap August 25, 2009

Kelly Clarksoned 

When someone covers a song but does it better than the original. The song then becomes theirs.

Ben Platt totally Kelly Clarksoned “Diet Pepsi” by Addison Rae

Kelly Clarksoned by Seedaphil August 18, 2025