keister

Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband

Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia.

by Cass July 13, 2005

keister

keis·ter

Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS

The word is out about town,
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.

Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.

While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!

-- doggrel, circa 1985

by Nelly Scratch December 7, 2006

keistering

To inject drugs up your or someone else's rectum. Also known as a booty bump. See crystal meth.

Adam came down with a nasty sore in his ass from keistering too much meth all weekend.

by sonomachris September 18, 2006

easter keister

When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise

Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.

by Dcmarvel nerd February 6, 2018

Keister

To inject alcohol into your anus to bypass the liver to get drunk.

I used a turkey baster to keister a couple shots last night. Man I got fucked up.

by vevalachris June 30, 2011

Keister For Easter

When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter

"baby, after the egg hunt can I put it in the keister for easter?"

by THE GNAR!!!!!!!!! March 31, 2009

Keister Cowboy

Primarily a Colorado term refering to a gay man.

What a Keister Cowboy!

by Krapfenhund January 21, 2011