kebabminton

A sport involving consuming a kebab, followed shortly by a game of badminton

Hey Fred, fancy a game of kebabminton tonight?

Sure thing Tom, let's swing by that Lebanese place on Edgware Road then head on to the sports centre

by TheSingingTroll September 29, 2010

Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

doner kebab

A delicious, Turkish fast food. Commonly found throughout Europe in any city large enough to have one turkish immigrant. Typically a cheap food to eat while going from one bar to another at 11 PM. The best kebabs can be found in Berlin, Germany, and Freistadt, Austria.

Man, I would so dig a doner kebab right now.

by A-Ha May 19, 2007

kebabulous

The pinnacle of fast food excellence.
A kebab of epic proportions and flavour.

After 15 pints Billy partook of a 'meat' donner with chilli sauce. "F**k me" he exclaimed "this is the best kebab I've ever had. It's 'Kebabulous'..."

by Mikeeeeee August 25, 2005

Kebib

A bib that you wear while eating a kebab so the sauce doesn't fall onto your clothes

"While eating his Kebab Jerry put his Kebib on so he doesn't ruin his favourite shirt"

"Hey if your going to eat that kebab make sure you put your Kebib on"

by Harambe Reincarnated October 10, 2016

Kebab please

Omersexual will make a delicious kebab for you!

Hey Omersexual get back to work and prepare kebab for him you lazy cunt!

When you say kebab please is time to Omersexual get back to work!

by nobody.22 February 14, 2023

Smush Kabob

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

by abckickit August 17, 2011